Jessie

Cunt bag, and has sex with everyone

Jessie is a cunt bag.

by Bbbbnnnidhdbdbhr March 14, 2019

Jessie

A girl who is more concerned about past events/people/music/movies/culture then the present day, is highly passionate about music, only eats food that others cannot identify/pronounce, only digs men that are 2-3 times her age, and frequently appears to need fashion advice DESPERATELY.

She's been acting like such a Jessie lately...should we sign her up for What Not To Wear?

by Janis R. January 25, 2009

Jessie

A total fucking Canadian piece of shit!

He is such a cock sucking Jessie.

by Seudononomys December 3, 2016

Jessi

a girl who is so mean that when you pass her in the hall her glare will burn your eyes out. If that doesn't finish you, she'll obviously state at things that she gets 5 seconds later than you did if youre watching something funny.
shes so stupid that if you asked her to get you some medicine for a head ache she'll get your peptobismol.
she is a charlleton on almost every subject there is, and if you say she is wrong, she'll smile and then fart, then blame it on the dog. she is good however, with animals. she doesn't like to wear sports bras because they make her teen tits look small.

jim - hey did you see jessi the other day?

robert - yeah, and now i cant see at all. bitch burnt my eyes out.

by TheAngelsArchitect May 29, 2009

Jessie

jessie's are usually nice and wonderful, but can be backstabbing and rude!

(person 1): who's that?
(person 2): jessie

(person 1): oh that explains it!

by horsenikon December 7, 2015

Jessie

Jessie is the supreme cool kid and nothing can change that

U see Jessie over there, yeah, she’s the supreme cool kid

by SacDragon July 6, 2020

Jessie

Jessie is a hoe who will build a relationship and knock you down like building blocks. She is a sexual addict who will do anything to cum. She is a hoe 💯💯 she is snotty asf and think she is better than everybody else even though she is not

I found a Jessie sitting in the corner fisting herself.

by Trent is fucking beast February 10, 2018