January 14

A DAY WHERE THE MOST FUN,FUNNY,NICEST,HOTTEST PEOPLE WERE BORN

Person:”Damn he’s a January 14 boy/girl”

Other person: “yeah he/she is hot!”

January 14 by Hot biyyyy November 5, 2019

January 13 

National shlong day. If you were born on this day than you for sure have a monster penis, a gigantic gourd, or a big bertha downstairs.

Wow, you were born on January 13! You totally have a shlong.

January 13 by Jacob Sheridan October 23, 2019

January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

January 11 by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

January 18 

Steal your best friends hoodie day

On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.

January 18 by Bigbooty b January 17, 2020

January 19 

You can't be mad or sad you have to be happy the whole day

January 19:
Yn: damn I am sad
Cc:*slaps* You have to be happy all day you like it or not.

January 19 by i_dont.get.the.joke._.16 January 18, 2021

January 15

the most sexiest ppl are born on this day they are really sexy and have pretty ass girlfriends usually there girl friends have a c in there name because they are capricorn’s

that dudes sexy, “ obviously he is born on January 15

January 15 by january 15th October 26, 2019

January 19 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 19
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 19 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019