A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.
Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!
by OodsOner May 15, 2009
Get the Jazz Monster mug.1) A sarcastic term used to describe something or someone that others clearly thinks is great, but is actually fairly sub standard. (Not unlike a lot of jazz)
2) A description for the fuss people make about something that's hardly worth mentioning. (Like the latest jazz album.)
2) A description for the fuss people make about something that's hardly worth mentioning. (Like the latest jazz album.)
1) "I got a new puppy!"
"Big Jazz! I got a new shotgun. Shall we get the two of them together?"
2) "So the bride walked down the aisle and everyone went "Ahhhhhh". All I could think was- "Big Jazz... she looks like an iced gem."
"Big Jazz! I got a new shotgun. Shall we get the two of them together?"
2) "So the bride walked down the aisle and everyone went "Ahhhhhh". All I could think was- "Big Jazz... she looks like an iced gem."
by MagickDio April 19, 2010
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"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."
by djblvnts July 14, 2016
Get the Jazz Cabbage mug.(n.) boo jamz
boo jamz are what would happen if luther vandross, chingy, twista, ying yang twins, pitbull, usher, nelly, ja rule, 112, 50 cent, and ginuwine got missy elliot pregnant and the baby was a musical genre. essentially, it is a sub-category of slow jamz, but on a whole different level. the content is especially meaningless with the exception of making it overtly clear that a tender night full of sexual passion needs to begin immediately. if slow jamz encourage pregnancy, then boo jamz create medical marvels such as the infamous octomom.
boo jamz are what would happen if luther vandross, chingy, twista, ying yang twins, pitbull, usher, nelly, ja rule, 112, 50 cent, and ginuwine got missy elliot pregnant and the baby was a musical genre. essentially, it is a sub-category of slow jamz, but on a whole different level. the content is especially meaningless with the exception of making it overtly clear that a tender night full of sexual passion needs to begin immediately. if slow jamz encourage pregnancy, then boo jamz create medical marvels such as the infamous octomom.
guy to his boo: gurl i wanna gitchu pregnant!
girl to her boo: i want a big family let's listen to some boo jamz!
girl to her boo: i want a big family let's listen to some boo jamz!
by bestdefinition June 24, 2011
Get the boo jamz mug.A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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Get the jazz bal mug.A small marijuana cigarette, generally smoked in a dingy little bar in New Orleans by jazz guitar and piano maestros.
Tommy was smoking a Jazz woodbine and his picking was fucking on fire dude...you should have been there...it was like, Whoh there...outta sight...
by merryment May 8, 2005
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