Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

jacksepticeye

bossest boss ever

hey look its jacksepticeye

by hentai shitler December 3, 2018

Jacksepticeye

A funny, childish, loud, energetic, Irish YouTuber who will always be there for you even if he doesn’t know it, he’s the heart and soul of PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) he will always make you laugh or even crack a little smile, he’s also very in touch with his feminine side and isn’t afraid to show it, we love jacksepticeye

Friend: why do you like jacksepticeye so much, he’s just a man playing video games

Me: look him up in the Urban Dictionary, then you’ll understand

by Random girl who gives out UwUs May 28, 2019

Jacksepticeye

Irish potato.

Put a human brain inside a potato and it'll come Jacksepticeye.
Also who gave it a camera?

by GadriX December 23, 2019

word jacker

When you define a word on the Urban Dictionary and then a few days later someone else defines the same word in a slightly different way and then gets the votes for it.

My friends and I have a new funny phrase so I checked to see if someone had posted it on the Urban Dictionary. It had not been heard of yet so I posted it on Urban Dictionary to see the reaction it would get.

A few weeks later I signed in to check the votes on my phrase and found out that only a few days after I had posted it, someone posted the same phrase as I had thus stealing my word and my fun. I hate word jackers

Thanks you uncreative dickheads, think of something yourself and stop stealing our ideas.

by bw120588 December 9, 2010

Scat Jacker

A guy jacks off while pooping, or someone who is infatuated with poop and jerks to it.
Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.

King Scat Jacker - Cam Asselin

by Lyin Book March 20, 2009

Joke Jacker

When someone jumps in on a joke or a piss-take and trys to add to it or take it over. Normally a sad person who has no life or the usual cunt who just needs attention that othwise he/she would go un-noticed.

1st person: Hey did you hear the one about...etc,etc

Sad lonely cunt: Haha yeh ive heard this (then trys to take over joke or adds to it.

1st person: Oh great, a Joke Jacker, what a cunt

by kevtucks January 29, 2009