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Keswick Dinner Jacket

If you're from Keswick Ontario, Canada, then a typical dinner jacket is a plaid coat or a "lumberjacket"
Keswick people are all about style. That's why they wear Keswick dinner jackets.
by Xx Pitfiend xX February 21, 2009
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Swagger Jacker

swag-ger jack-er
-noun

A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
Karen is such a swagger jacker, as soon as she found out that my favorite color was orange, she ran out to buy everything in orange...LOSER!!!!
by BgirlSweetness September 4, 2009
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jackielicious

Jackielicious is very spontaneous! Someone that is jackielicious you can't predict what they're going to do next. They are playful, and friendly. When you piss them off they become very aggressive and will attack you. They make you feel good about yourself, and it is hard for people to make THEM feel good. They are very loyal people that love and care. They are not bitches, unless they need to be. That's what makes them JACKIELICIOUS.
Woah, I'm so Jackielicious.
by JTUUU June 26, 2010
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half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.
by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017
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full metal jacket

abbr. FMJ

1. A kind of firearm ammunition. The bullet is fully enclosed in a metal or alloy different from the one of the actual bullet.

2. A movie by Stanley Kubrick about recruit training of a platoon of US Marines and their Vietnam deployment. Considered "cult" by some people.
1. You're gonna need FMJ for this mission.

2. FMJ has been quoted far to often.
by Sidonie Grasenabb February 8, 2004
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Jackie Martling

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
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Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
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