Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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Printer Jacker

Man there is a printer jacker in our office.
by Sherri Waters June 19, 2008
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swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.
Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.
by lasd January 30, 2007
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Sight Jacker

Noun, program used to detect aimbotters in halo pc. SJing someone was a common term of the bot infestation that happened durring patches 1.06 and 1.07. n00bs would often insist that they had sight jacked a player. the alleged aimbotter would then be kicked/ banned by server admin, typically the player was innocent.
sight jacker halo pc:

n00b: xXyuNtOcHabLE is botting I SJd him ban his ass!
xXyuNtOcHabLE : yeah right that kids just a n00b and im pwning him!
xXyuNtOcHabLE quit
Admin: botter has been kicked
n00b:hahaha lmfao i was jk im the real botter
n00b quit
by architype X November 29, 2011
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Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.
1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018
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Name Jacker

the act of stealing someone famous/popular name in order to make yourself more famous/popular
Guy: I just changed my name to Barack Obama!
Dude: Name jacker.
by Field Playa October 29, 2010
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Pixel Jacker

Having a wank over low detailed pixel porn.
Jim: Hey bob, why did joe lose his girlfriend?
Bob: She said she caught him jacking off over world of warcraft.
Jim: Dang, what a pixel jacker!
by Annonnnyyymouseee!? June 03, 2009
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