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joob jab 

another term for cunt punt instead of using the foot, you use your fist.
joob jab by bobbybadfingers January 29, 2009
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Han jab is an Indian version on hand job
han jab by Big dick Dave 101 April 20, 2018

Biden jab 

The mandating of the covid 19 vaccination by the now president of the United States Joe Biden. He said he's lost patients with the American people.
Can you believe that people in the United States are loosing their jobs because they don't want the Biden jab. It doesn't matter to him that people have natural immunity, religious beliefs or a illness that their doctors tell them not to get the shot. History will show the blunders of Joe Biden and how he destroyed the U.S.A.
Biden jab by jimmybomm November 14, 2021

Get a booster jab mate 

Alias for Get Fucked
Get a booster jab mate.
Get fucked mate

poon jab 

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!
poon jab by Fireman23 May 10, 2011

half-hearted jab 

non commited fingering of the anus.
"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"