The glitter jab

A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process

People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality

Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab

by timmyZtom June 18, 2021

tongue jab

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue

"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

dagger jab

a rare dance move that involves moving your arms forward and backwards alternating between them with pointed fingers until they hurt while bowing your head in intense concentration

dude : this tune is ultimate rave
party dude : im bringing out the dagger jab
dude : thats awesome

by AJ Mac feat HC October 14, 2008

Josh-jab

A psychological attack to one's mentality, caused by slightly abusive remarks catering in the form of careless horse play. Meaningless & senseless seemingly but tolerance of such abuse often results in unfavorable behavior traits & actions.

I was having a really good day until all of my co-workers started josh-jabbing me.

by K1ci93n August 21, 2023

jarby jab

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.

my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.

by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 30, 2010

Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

Jab Arm

The long lasting pain/ache in the arm which takes the brunt of any inoculations. Usually takes a couple of days to recover, and until then rarely makes it above a 45 degree angle to the torso.

"Bitch touched my Jab Arm..."

by ABC123<>^ November 8, 2009