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Ivan

Perfection. Dark hair and eyes, hot as hell (yeah gurls you know what I'm talkin bout!). An Ivan will have your back through and through, look out for you, and always be there. Charming as f***, a total flirt. An Ivan will do anything to see a smile on your face, but even more, so see one on everyone's. Friends with everyone. If an Ivan likes you though, you may never find out, but if you do you know you have them for life. Always laughing and playing around, you are very lucky if you've got an Ivan.
Girl 1: Do you know Ivan
Girl 2: Who dosent?! I said nothing but he is Soooooo hot
Girl 1: Yeah but I heard he likes Jasmine-
Girl 2: Still, you think I could have a chance?
Girl 1: If he does like her you have no chance, Ivan is a man of devotion.
Girl 2: DAMN YOU JASMINE-
by Itwillnevermatter May 3, 2019
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Ivan

EGOTISTICAL LITTLE SHIT THAT CALLS JG AND DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT. GIVES YOU STAGE 999999999 TESTICULAR CANCER AND MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE IN HELL. Likes traps, big brolic black men, and Taints. SPAMS TANKS CUZ HAS NO DEFINITION OF MECHANICS.
J: Yo the jg is soloing drag and the rest of his team is dead we should 5 man contest it
Ivan: Nah dude we can't that champ is BrOkEn *proceeds to farm in jg and int away his lead he had*
J: *Holds in all comments for no ban* Great job man!
Ivan: Ik dude im really good my mmr is like plat but i dont play ranked cuz thats too ez man
by ILoveIvanPlayers February 1, 2019
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Ivan

the worst person you could ever meet. people will hate theyre life if they have a ivan
yeah i have a friend his name is IVAN
by Ratat November 15, 2018
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Ivan

Kind of guy that jacks of to fortnite. He is the kind of guy who gets friend zoned time after time.
Wow I can’t believe that Ivan has been rejected 100,000,00 times now
by Totally true_2003114 November 5, 2019
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Ivan

Your such an Ivan.... wow that’s disrespectful
by Thehomievalentin August 22, 2018
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Ivan

A sex god that causes any female to kneel down and suck his gigantic dick. makes any female wet and once u look at him you can never look away.
Girl 2: do u see that guy over there?
Girl 1: who, Ivan?
Girl 2: yeah, he is so attractive and fukable
by anonymous September 13, 2021
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