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The israeli military

The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.
Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2022
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Israeli Ceasefire

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.
Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.
by LT Jr March 18, 2025
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Isra

Someone who has no clue on how to work a PCP Case
Wow, that person is such an Isra at PCP Cases
by Fishboy94 May 20, 2022
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Israeli-bot

A politician, journalist, or influencer who serves as a mindless mouthpiece for the genocidal Zionist Israeli propaganda machine
Rather than using his own mind, President Biden has revealed himself to be an Israeli-bot.

Numerous western media have switched from relying on human journalists to using Israeli-bots.

Instagram, Meta, and TikTok shadowban content about the Gazan genocide unless it's generated by Israeli-bots.
by Thinking_Millennial November 8, 2023
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israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.
Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.
by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023
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Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022
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Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.
The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.
by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025
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