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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.
The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
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Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024
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israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023
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Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.
The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.
by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025
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israeli

1. (Current usage) A extremely racist and fascist who is a member of a colonialist state, immigrated from europe in the 1940s with fascist ideologies. Despite efforts by the racist government, the vast majority of Israeli white women are thinfully educated and usually are in relationships with Muslims and Arabs. Many support the Arab liberation cause.
2. (historical usage) A member of the acient kingdom of Israel.

3. another word for someone who has the wierd combination of being extremely racist and yet also pretends like theres nothing wrong with it
israeli: I am israeli, aka a racist moron
rational person: what? I cant wait till the Arabs get revenge on you guys...I mean seriously what is wrong with you?

the year 2090
Student: What is a israeli?
Teacher: a very racist people from the past, they were punished severely by Arabs
by Zhang Li January 11, 2022
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Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!
Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
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