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Island Heights, NJ 

Island Heights is a small, ramshackle community right along the mouth of the Toms River. It's an older area; the homes are a mix of summer-only bungalows, converted summer homes, old Victorian, and suburban style boxes. There is a kind of 'charm' about the town of Island Heights. That sort of sleepy, waterside resort town feel, almost a New Hope, PA; you know, a vintage, new agey kind of walk-about neighborhood. The people? Eh, Not so charming.

Not much to do in Island Heights, except drink, walk around and chit chat with your neighbors, drink, go down to the waterside boardwalk or docks and watch the sun rise, drink, head over to the marina for a meal and some music (for special occasions) and drinks, sit on your boat or your neighbor's boat and rehash the latest town gossip, while drinking; ride your bike around town, shopping at the local corner store, waving to people sitting out on their porches, drinking....

you get the idea.
Island Heights, NJ people (totally white-bread, WASPs) fancy themselves exclusive, 'rich' educated and well bred. However, as they all know - but would never say out loud- that fantasy is just that- a fantasy. They are almost all a bunch of snotty, booze-guzzling wannabes, who really AREN'T as smart, or nearly as rich, or as educated as they want others outside their narrow little Island Heights world to think they are.

Aliases: " Yachties, Snotties"

Island Nigger 

A Marshallese person. They usually look pretty fucked up due to the so-called radiation exposure after we used their islands for testing. They wear flip flops and walk around playing ukuleles. Loud and EXTREMELY obnoxious. They often walk in groups of 4 up to 15, much of the time singing like they are in a cult. Often can be seen wearing identical shirts. Oh, and they all look pretty much the same and the females are very short.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you just hear that? Sounded like singing"

Guy 2: "Ah yeah, don't mind it. Just a group of island niggers. Radiation fucked with their minds.

Island Fever 

A sexual obsession or lust for pacific islanders, usually young women. White men are most prone to this particular illness.
Guy 1: Hey I'm thinking of taking a trip to Thailand.
Girl 1: What, you got island fever?
Guy 1: Totally.
Girl 1: Isn't it weird that Thai girls are so pretty and Thai guys are so ugly?
Guy 1: Ya.

Island Fever 

A sexual obsession or fetish for pacific islanders, typically occurring in young white women.
Samantha has a bad case of Island Fever. She doesn't give white guys a second look anymore.
Island Fever by John Brown III February 12, 2013

Island Boys

Boys live in such a condensed town that every boy is around one another or around a mutual asshole boy. Therefore by sort of an osismotic transfer all boys have learned to be assholes
"I don't understand why Riley, Danny AND Nathan are all assholes!"

"Oh trust me. All the boys I'm around are too. It's the Island Boys effect."
Island Boys by Wowfactor September 12, 2014

Island Boied 

A word used to replace anything that is considered exceptional. Also used as a verb.
We island boied tf out of CA.

Bro, that is island boi af.
Island Boied by Flyysoulja69420 November 6, 2021