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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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lethal injection

A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.

2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"
A. " Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals." "
B. ooooohhh mahnnn..LETHAL INJECTION!
by mustakoolkatsss July 1, 2011
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Izzy Infectious

That one kid that every girl and every guy wants a taste of, everyone is attracted to him no matter what. He is the definition of perfection, he has the ability to persuade anyone to do anything he wants them to. He is the cutest, funniest and most perfect person on the planet.
That kid is such an Izzy Infectious look how perfect he is.
by PoopFetish February 26, 2013
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hot beef injection

the act of shooting heroin into your veins
that fucking junkie has to run to the bathroom 5 or 6 times a day for her hot beef injection
by rignfool March 16, 2009
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Irish by Injection

A term used to describe a non-Irish woman, who engages in intercourse with an Irishman one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat honorary Irish.
Is she Irish?
She is now - Irish by injection!
by T2R4S January 24, 2011
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Infectiously Preppy

When something or someone, resembles the quality of most preppy people. Acts like the common preppy stereotype, is so preppy you can't take it, acts like barbie, or is just a plain old jerk.
People who speak like this: OH MY GAWD, or OMG, etc, etc. People who dress completely in Hollister and Aeropostale to a point where they have no souls.

How to use:
I can't stand Natalie, she is so infectiously preppy.
by TheRavenKing May 23, 2009
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InfectiousRott

i love you infectiousrott
by KaiTheClown December 6, 2019
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