ham slammer

"good buddy" who likes to ram your butt with his 'hot rod'

Bend Over Billy was Ben Gay's favorite ham slammer.

by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

seat slammer

What a guy does if he's taking a whizz, and suddenly feels the urge to take a shit right then and there.

I thought I just had to take a leak, but I had a seat slammer instead.

by KenPone May 09, 2003

singapore slammer

While having sex from behind just before she cums, quickly pull out, jump back, grab the hidden bamboo cane and whack her ass as hard as you can.

While I had my girlfriend tied up in doggystyle position I pulled the singapore slammer on her.

by Drake Johansen Jr May 26, 2009

Meat Slammer

The act of pounding a dildo into an ass with your dick.

Russo's Meat Slammer was so hard it almost killed Josh!

by PMES December 20, 2009

porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

by Markoo420 September 19, 2006

gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

helsinki slammer

(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.

I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.

by gfar October 20, 2005