Kua Mao

Fucking gay ass guy

Kua Mao is annoying.

by P33KXD July 13, 2021

dumb mao

An analogy of dumb used for people who don’t like to swear and for those who just want to have a laugh. Can also be used to define a dumb cat.

Cody does something dumb. Jordan “ you dumb mao”.

by Wattsimp July 14, 2021

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 7, 2020

Lax MAO

This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.

"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan

"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler

by Laxbro92 September 10, 2012

Lisa Mao

Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter

Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor

by Getcrunk November 23, 2021

Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025