james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

by Somethingnotgta November 24, 2020

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010

example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out
person 2- hey i do what i do
person 1- ah of course
example 2:
person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night
person 2- i do what i do
person 1- gotcha
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out
person 2- hey i do what i do
person 1- ah of course
example 2:
person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night
person 2- i do what i do
person 1- gotcha
by Eric Kacktastic May 21, 2010

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.
Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!
Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?
Kandi: WELL you implied it!
Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!
Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?
Kandi: WELL you implied it!
Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!
by Abbifranch January 22, 2022

when you like or love someone so much - but your not the type to do that because you know you will get your heart broken and you hate liking people or falling in love- that you hate them. it makes you so mad that someone like them could do that to you. Hes perfect, hes funny, hes everything. but why did you have to like him. So, you hate him and you say you would never date them because you know that it would never work out, but in the back of your head behind all that "hate" you would always be there for him and love him, and you wish to be with him. but you hate him.
i hate that i love you
by natmun April 14, 2021
