To go against something you truly believed in. An example is being against female circumcision and supporting male circumcision.
Hypocrite: I just got my son circumcised.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
by AntiCircumcisionMan February 27, 2023
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Hypocrisy horse- a person that is self righteous and vociferous in their attitude and is guilty of the same things that they are speaking out against.
I shook my head as she climbed up on her hypocrisy horse, telling me what a slob I am while sitting surrounded by a chaotic mess.
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Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
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A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....
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Get the hypocrisy mug.I mean, I've been pointing out the hypocrisy for years. I've also been pointing out the you not giving a shit about anything outside of your own solipsistic experience. So that's not new either.
Hym "The hypocrisy isn't new. I've been pointing it out for years. What IS new how Destiny is acting. Which is like me. Because I'm a better more compelling person. And I don't want you assholes gone for anything you've said. I want you to say about me what you would like to say. Get it all out there. Do it soon because if I don't get the fucking money I am not going to be alive to see what you have to say. I want you assholes gone because you suck. You suck ass you fucking bums! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Booo! "🖕
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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