hung chow

a accient chinese term used to describe the act of not being able to shit.(constipation)
master wong tried franticly to blow out his massive shit he had worked up but it was pointless, he had hung chow.
by margie mario January 16, 2008
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William Hung

A contestant on American Idol, from Cal-Berkeley. A Civil Engineer major, with a seemingly cult following after his courageous performance of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin. He has no professional training at all.
"She Bangs! She Bangs!"
by ZJP Version 1.0 February 17, 2004
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Hung Fu

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!
David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".
by udontnome June 11, 2009
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Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.
I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!
by JimmyRK November 18, 2018
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hung like a

Hung Like a:

A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.

I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.
Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!

Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!
by The Definition of a Definition November 07, 2013
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monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
by JnglKng April 15, 2005
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