hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

by Robert Story January 16, 2006

sonoran hotdog

Touching the male genitalia after chopping or handing spicy hot items such as chili powder, or red peppers. The heat transfers from the hands to the male's member and causes an uncomfortable burning sensation.

I went to take a leak after eating a dozen hot wings, apparently I didn't get all the sauce off my hands because I ended up running out of the bathroom with a terrible Sonoran Hotdog.

by jerkemo June 23, 2009

hotdog holidays

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day

Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over

by BIGDAN September 1, 2014

labia hotdog

to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea

steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

costco hotdog

When a man pleasures multiple obese partners simultaneously.

Brian performed a ' Costco hotdog' with those women.

by Hdya May 6, 2016

slippery hotdog

When a woman lays face down and the man inserts his member into her sperm locker. natural juices builds and the member slips out slidding between her butt cheeks.

Hey man close call last night. I gave her a slippery hotdog.

by trimmean November 23, 2010

hotdog globinator

A random insult to throw at the unexpected. (or just to call someone a hoe)

"stfu hotdog globinator"

"bro what the fuck"

by Penis Sucker 79 December 15, 2021