History Channel

A great premise for a TV network, but half the time they're talking about World War 2 or high tech stuff that belongs on Tech TV or the Discovery Channel.

I really wish the History Channel would have more stuff on the Vikings or Roman Empire.

by Mehh July 14, 2004

Canadian History

A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.

One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.

by cheffinatly February 5, 2010

AP European History

A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.

Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!

Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?

Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?

Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!

Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?

by themastr1024 September 15, 2009

History of Ever

used to describe every moment in time; used for creating emphasis when stating an opinion about something

That was the best party in the history of ever.

She is the worst professor in the history of ever.

by Natalie McAwesome May 6, 2010

Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.

Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013

Australia's History

1. A sex act where a passive partner finds the biggest prison dweller he can possibly find, to reunite with him in a darkest, dampest, most isolated dungeon that can be procured. the big guy then binds the passive one's limbs with barbed wire, sews a perfectly crafted miniature union jack on his right tit, gets a good hold of him and furiously rams him down under while both chant "God Save the Queen" in perfect unison. The passive partner then runs away jumping like an injured kangaroo and mooing like a pained cow., until he finds a bush and shits behind it like a camper. He then yells the big guy to get over there so that he can suck his dick. Bonus point if finding black people on the course of the act, pushing them out of the blue as hard as possible and then throwing alcohol/drugs on them while saying "I am a true gentleman". Be careful to run fast before they have a chance to react though, or the whole day spent on your fun Australia's History could be ruined.

1. William: I did Australia's History last night. I got the stud's number and everything.
Noah: I never have done that. It sounds... gay
William: u wot m8? Where's your patriotic spirit cunt? Don't you have love for this country!?

by SHITCOCK April 4, 2015

Your browser history

Something I checked last night

I saw your browser history, you must love porn.

by RustyMew June 21, 2016