Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
by FartFucker69 March 25, 2015
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Horizontal Kabbadi

A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.
"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"

"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"
by Thewhatnot February 06, 2010
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Horizontal Sweep

The horizontal Sweep is when you have a hand gun hold it dow so it is turned and use the recoil of each shot to move the gun to the target and keep firing.
The Russian mafia hitman killed 10 crips using a 9mm and the horitzontal sweep.
by scannerfish December 11, 2004
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horizontal kickboxing

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Double Horizontal

A Los Angeles based Electro/Ghetto Tech Duo whose first single "Honkahonk for Budonkadonk" was released this year.
I was at that Double Horizontal show when someone blew off that stink bomb and let that dirty basset hound run through the club and shake mud off on the throbbing dance floor full of people!
by Willie Deez September 30, 2003
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horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.
The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.

by Patrick Eberhart May 24, 2006
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horizontal hooters

The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).
Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.
by bg7 May 12, 2008
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