Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.

I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!

by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015

horizontal runner

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

by shooky June 17, 2015

horizontal dustbuster

While performing oral on a woman, of atleast 60 years or older, you blow into her vagina as if you're trying to inflate her like a balloon

Johnny: Hey David what were you doing at my Grandma's place?
David: I was giving her a horizontal dustbuster and now you're wrote out of the will

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

horizontal kickboxing

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Double Horizontal

A Los Angeles based Electro/Ghetto Tech Duo whose first single "Honkahonk for Budonkadonk" was released this year.

I was at that Double Horizontal show when someone blew off that stink bomb and let that dirty basset hound run through the club and shake mud off on the throbbing dance floor full of people!

by Willie Deez September 29, 2003

horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.

The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.

by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006

horizontal hooters

The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).

Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.

by bg7 May 12, 2008