Hooking

When one kicks another in the crotch area from behind, usually by surprise.

Jimmy got detention for hooking Brian.

by mrsunshine94 October 2, 2009

Hooking for a fucking

Two people hook up for sex.

"we hooking for a fucking tonight sexy?"
"yeah sure, give me a ring later"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

hooking off

Hooking off is when you hooking onto your neighbours internet without there concent.

jayden: hay brad! i did a search on my wireless router and found a new computer connected called Tom.
brad: hmm how long do you think he has been hooking off for?

by Goddess.xo May 30, 2009

Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

hooking up

When two people get together for date-like activities. does not have to be sexual. Can also be someone hooking up two other people

Tony and Hannah were hooking up two people the other day.

by Trixter August 8, 2006

Robin Hooding

Robin Hooding is Club Membership. Were the wife of a rich man desires to be tied naked to a small table, and sexually exposed in a poor side of town. A sign saying use this rich bitch sexually get a $20, All three holes open, and available for use ! She can start at any level of $20s from $500-$2500 when the husband appointed Robin Hood passes out the last $20 he can untie the slut wife, and take her back home to her rich cuck husband. She can't be a true member of the Robin Hood club till she reaches the $2500 a week level.

Now that your a successful business man. Is your wife a member of Robin Hooding?

by Simply Sir Robert April 26, 2017

hooning

To rain heavily

What a miserable day; it’s absolutely hooning it down out there.

by Roydon Liz August 14, 2019