Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010

Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011

Hubby Hopping

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.

My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.

by wynter012 September 7, 2012

Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader September 5, 2015

parking lot hopping

Going from one parking lot to the next in a car; hanging out & kissing.

We went parking lot hopping one night, and ended up kissing in the foodlion parking lot.

by Eureka Moss February 4, 2007

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020

bunny-hopping

A technique in Half-Life (mostly CS) that involves excellent timing and coordination. You can gain tremendous speed from these hops and jump extremely far. Usually used by veteran counter-strike players because it used to come in handy to get places fast, and also get away quickly. Must use strafing, jumping, and mouse movements to bunnyhop correctly. This is considered a bug in the coding of HL. Bunny-Hopping is a very hard technique to master but doesn't work that well anymore in most Half-life Mods.

Man that guy bunnyhops so fast!

by Dean August 26, 2003