Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

honkey kats

The name given to the Posterman side kicks. They are hot chicks, who like to party and organise mayhem and mischief.......their leader is wah wah wah

the infamous honkey kats organised mayhem in hells kitchen, trashed the back packers and made it out with the liquor, when there backs were against the wall..........

by Mayor of gothom city November 16, 2004

honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

Honkey Konkey

a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.

Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"
Man 2: "I don't know, but he sure has a nice hat."

by The Congos November 8, 2007

Honkey Swerve

A vehicular maneuver performed when a car in front of you is going too slow.

The honkey swerve involves pulling up directly behind the slow driver, honking very loudly and then swerving around them while accelerating as fast as possible.

This term is often confused with the "Honk and Swerve", which consists of the same movements.

"Marcus, you told me he was an asshole driver but you DIDN'T tell me he did the Honkey Swerve!"

by Brettus July 2, 2006

Honkey Hookup

The politically correct version of "Nigger Rigged".
A blacks attempt to turn the tables on a racist phrase.

A white way of fixing something.

My cappuccino maker broke yesterday, but I was able to put the honkey hookup on it and got a cup of coffee. nigger rignigger rigged

by T-GillS September 4, 2012

honkey or honkette

like nigga but for a white person
honky-a racist name for a white boi
honkette-a racist name for a white gurl

Get outta my way u honky!!!
Get outta my way u honkette!!!

by honey December 25, 2003