heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.

That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.

Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.

by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022

Hoffman Estates

The living shit-hole of Chicago suburbs. There is nothing to do in the north side of Hoffman Estates(north of I-90). Kids here find themselves spending time by the local shopping centers around Jewel. Usually the only things kids do here is smoke weed and drink to pass time, trying to find places to go. Kids come here to hang out with friends but when they come, nothing is ever happening. Except for the couple of kids smoking cigarettes in back of Jewel Osco.

Hoffman Estates sucks. "dude we need to find a ride to Palatine, Hoffman sucks." "I dont want to go to Hoffman, theres nothing to do there."

by Polishdude34 April 17, 2009

heffa

a female that does not realize that her actions/words are not "cute".

Please refer to 'cute'

That heffa needs to shut up before someone slaps the taste out of her mouth

by stopped caring 'round summer 2003 March 3, 2004

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

Heffah

Usually this describes a cow.
Now this signifies everyone in the drama troupe 7063.

Quiet backstage you heffas!
We all know the reason georgina left was because she couldn't take being called a heffah anymore.

MOOOO!!!!!

by 7063 November 19, 2010

heffagroupiebeotch-hoe

stank ass beotch who's always doin something she aint got no business doin.

That heffagroupiebeotch-hoe took my gotdamn cute ass boots and wore'em. Damn Bitch

by Beatiful Sista Gurl December 12, 2003