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Hobby Craft 

The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse
We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.

I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft

hibble hobble 

a non offensive word for a disabled person

closet-hobby 

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.
Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?
closet-hobby by creep guy ie April 3, 2011

Joey Hobby 

Nickname for Joe Biden commonly used by both communists and socialists to express disdain for his inability to make a firm decision.
Oh that dang Joey Hobby being all wishy washy again with his “support” of roe v wade.

Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!

Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!
Joey Hobby by THEGstring May 18, 2022

a girl's hobby 

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure
girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby
a girl's hobby by nohano February 22, 2022
cross between a hillbilly and a hick...
Doesnt that hat make Keaton look like a hilby?