Skip to main content

Goat Herder

A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.
Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...
by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010
mugGet the Goat Herder mug.

Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them
I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door
by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019
mugGet the Dirty Herbert mug.

turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.
My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.
by Spinderella cut it up one time October 26, 2007
mugGet the turtle herder mug.

herbert

(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 September 30, 2005
mugGet the herbert mug.

Sheep Herder

1. An individual who tends to sheep.

2. A Homosexual, usually used as an insult. Derived it's origins from the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain in which to the two main characters who are Homosexual are also Sheep Herders.
1. "The Sheep Herder walked with his flock, tending to them."

2. "That guy tried to grab my jock, what a Sheep Herder."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
mugGet the Sheep Herder mug.

hererra

an amzing last name for an amazing person also having a nice botty and body
geez hererra is so hot!
by manuel samchez December 3, 2016
mugGet the hererra mug.

herzel

Out of all the daddies this daddy is best daddy. Herzel the type of nigga to say "bless you" after you cough. However he is severely lacking in the meme department.
Random: Yo Herzel whats good?

Herzel: Ill tell you what aint good, your hairline niBBa
by Herzel May 18, 2018
mugGet the herzel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email