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Someone who collects fecal matter.
My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.
by Spinderella cut it up one time October 10, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder
by herdingturtles June 06, 2015
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