headomlette

A man's ejaculation is siphoned from the phallus by a mouth and then deposited onto a frying pan and cooked. The man may then eat his omlette

Let me suck you in the kitchen and we will have a headomlette after.

by Wiscomad August 13, 2015

headoss

Headoss is a term for someone who is a dumbass

“That headoss over there is wilding”

by No poor people June 11, 2019

headnoodle

A stupid ass teenager who is cool but get on your nerves sometimes

He’s a headnoodle but he’s my bro

by poddy.cc December 5, 2019

headoomfie

for systems who think “alters” and “headmates” are boring terms, pretty much just a funky way of saying my alter

person 1: broo my least favorite headoomfie is tryna front
person 2: tell them to die idk

by oomfmoment May 15, 2022

negative headcount

Another aspect of negative headcount is when an employee is so toxic that other employees leave in order to get away from them.

Adam was so old school he was constantly making misogynistic and racist statements. That's the primary reason Eve gave for leaving. So Adam is a -1 negative headcount.

by S1KRR March 16, 2017

downstairs headlock

For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

by Teats McGee January 15, 2020

Lesbo headbo

When you get hit from behind by a fish (Lesbian) holding a fish causing a double wammie

Damn. Josh got a lesbo headbo

by Sync Wavey November 16, 2020