Mike Hawk's Mall 

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud

Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.

Mike Hawk's Mall by mikehawksmall June 3, 2009

Tom Hanks 

Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.

Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Tom Hanks by Ed01010112321 November 3, 2006

Hawk 

Someone who supports an aggressive foreign policy often including regime change or wars which are deemed inevitable and necessary.

John Bolton was the hawk of the Trump Administration

Hawk by America Explained February 21, 2021

the hawk 

What black people call the wind -- especially in Chicago.

Damn son, did you feel the hawk coming off the lake last night?

the hawk by Reggie November 24, 2003

hawk moth 

A low budget cut marvel villain that has an obsession for butterflies.

Hawk moth has akumatized another victim using his big collection of butterflies

hawk moth by Ligma ligma November 6, 2018

double hawk 

A synonym for awkward. This definition was a result of the stand-up comedy of Demetri Martin in which he drew a picture of a double hawk that said "I'm awkward." Because a bird with four wings would be awkward.

"It was double hawk today at lunch because Sam and I were talking about Beth and we turn around and she's sitting right there."

double hawk by Nick Laykey December 28, 2005

hammer hawking 

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.

I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.

hammer hawking by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007