alfie hatton

Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.

Oh Alfie Hatton is so amazing with girls , that is couple goals!

by Lucy Warren December 13, 2016

hatty hattington

a handsome gentleman

hey have you met hatty he best frend
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hatty hattington is handsome gentleman

by halflifefan69 August 24, 2022

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Mickey hatton

1. Talks alotta shit in a press conference and don't turn up and having nothing else to do.

2. Chucking a sick day.

3. Lost his confidence.

I'm gonna be successful today but than pull a mickey hatton.

by Kingkong28 March 26, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Brady hattman

Coolest dude ever an is better than every other Brady out there

Brady hattman is just better

by Ydarb Charles January 14, 2024