Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.
Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
by 3camman November 29, 2010
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Who should I invite to the party tomorrow?
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!
Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!
I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!
Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!
I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.
by Your Worst Nightmare........jk October 2, 2011
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1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007
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There is rich and then there is HASSELHOFF RICH!!
Martha Stewart is rich but she is not Hasselhoff Rich
Martha Stewart is rich but she is not Hasselhoff Rich
by Melody P. November 26, 2006
Get the Hasselhoff Rich mug.Im sorry but there is no defenition for this guy he is an amazing guy thats hard to find, but luckily i found him, hes adorable and i dont think that i ever want to leave him therefore i know hes one in a million. Hes hotter than your mom and dad, and hes cooler than your entire family, i love him to death and id die for this guy. Try Defining him? Its impossible.
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