hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

Harmonic Minor

The best fucking guitar scale!

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 24, 2019

Harlocrit

A Harlot who criticizes other Harlots for being Harlots.

Jessica berated Kaylie for sleeping with 20 people but she herself have engulfed many a cock, and Kaylie responded "stop being a Harlocrit!"

by Harlocrit October 25, 2022

sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound

I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night

by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017

czechoslovakian harmonica

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand

Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica

by The Kydd December 19, 2020

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”

by Memelyn January 9, 2021

Harmonica style

When a dick is too big to blow so you have to play it side to side

Omg, you wouldn't believe how big John was - I had to do it harmonica style last night!

by mayocheese April 3, 2015