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Harpocrisy 

Harpocrisy (har•poc•ri•see) noun: Making commitments to - amongst other things - not run a deficit, preserve health spending, maintain senior's pensions, not tax income trusts, etc, etc ... and then doing the exact opposite.
1. "Jim Flaherty is a classic harpocrit. He says the government is fiscally responsible but he's increased total federal government spending by 22%."

2. "So Harper said "we're going to be there for seniors" and "they were there for us defending freedom in two world wars," but now he wants to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67!? What harpocrisy!"
Harpocrisy by PoliGuy March 23, 2012
Related Words

Hillocrite 

The act of being hypocrical. Saying what people want to hear but not meaning a word of it. When your actions contradict everything you say.
You were a total hillocrite last night when you lectured everyone leaving the party about driving home after drinking and then you drove home at 3 am wasted and totaled your car.
Hillocrite by Gonzo1966 June 8, 2016

hardcoritude

1. adj/noun. abbrev. Shortened version of Hardcore Attitude.

2. adj. The degree to which any one thing is hardcore.
1. That sucka gots one bad hardcoritude.

2."you are like 'Teh Johnny Fan'"
"i'm not as crazy of a fan as my friend is."
"well then they are like 'T3H J0HNNY F4N'. notice the added hardcoritude."

Harlotrism 

Religious belief that approves the act of whorism. And supports the infidelity of all people.
Mike: Yo, your girl run through dicks like crazy yo.
Brian: Well, she should, she studied harlotrismat the College in Winterhold.
Harlotrism by wookiec41g December 7, 2016

hackocrite 

A person who hacks in an online game but accuses others of hacking whenever he dies.
Hacker: This kid's hacking! He's so bad! He just shot me across the map!
Innocent player: You're such a hackocrite.
hackocrite by thomicfee March 3, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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