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Harper

a damn sexy girl who is enthusiastic and cool.
i want to date a girl like harper.
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Harper

A Harper is shy and quiet at first and will take along time to trust, however when she finnaly opens she is funny, quirky and cool. Despite being shy, she always wants to help people and puts them above herself. Even if she doesn't know them. She hopes that one day someone will do the same for her- that they will notice her pain and support her!
A: Last year I went through some really hard times, but there was this stranger who supported me and really helped.

B: Ah! She must have been a Harper!!!
by Katarina1034 May 23, 2018
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Stephen Harper

A heartless, bat-shit crazy, beady eyed, Evangelicalism faith following, fat sack of trash that doubles as the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. In October 2006, this hot pile of garbage was elected the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada leading the Conservatives to a minority Government with a mere 36.2% of the popular vote.

Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.

Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.

Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.
"Hey sweetie, that nasty skid mark in your undies looks just like Stephen Harper’s face.”
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harder faster

When u fuck some one and you wanna get some dick harder n faster
Sex like harder faster baby
by Rob gronkiwski July 7, 2017
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Harder Better Faster Stronger

A Song Released in 2000 by Daft punk,was also included in the movie Interstella 5555. the album that the song was featured on was discovery.Samples Used In that Song : Cola Bottle Baby by Edwin Birdsong
Kanye west sampled daft punk's song Harder Better Faster Stronger.
by Retard-o-tron 2012 February 26, 2010
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Harverd

The misspelling of "Harvard" used by many of America's most well-known morons: Lil Pump, Lil Tay, etc., etc.
Tim: Dude, I didn't know that Lil Pump dropped outta Harvard!

Moby: Fam, you got it wrong. It's HarvErd, not Harvard.
by TheBookValkyrie June 11, 2018
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Harverd

1. A misspelling of "Harvard" University, so if you actually think it is spelling this way....your not goin to Harvard so there is no point reading about it.

If you must, see Harvard. You idiot
Susie writing about what she wants to be when she grows up. "Im gonna go to harverd and be a docter"
by Benjaaamin April 5, 2006
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