Hamster cult

A group of intilectuals selected by tiktok to destroy all lana fans

Join the hamster cult today you won't regret it.

by Johnny sinns February 21, 2021

hampsteads

London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.

I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked

by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006

Haist

This is a word used in the Philippines. Its used to express resignation, sigh. Its like " oh well " "ugh" or "come on now"

The bottles were empty but you said they were full.HAIST. i will get some tomorrow

by Redhorse February 22, 2019

hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.

Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."

by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005

Hamster House

The best Hamster Forum out there. For great advice and ever greater friends, visit this amazing site.

Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.

by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008

Hamstermid

1. A pyramid made of hamsters.
2. A pile made by one or more hamsters after taking dinner.

1. Miss C: Ooh ... All my hamsters got on top of each other and they look like a pyramid.

Mr. M: Erm ... Hamstermid ?

2. I should clean my hamster's cage. It looks like he made a hamstermid last night.

by Azzaro September 26, 2009

Zhu Zhu Hamsters

Little cheap mechanical hamsters that roll around on a track or in a cage and also have little outfits that can be worn. They are the Christmas '09 toy fad. As usual with these types of toys people will look back on them a few years from now and wonder why there was such a big hype.

Person A: I have to get Zhu Zhu Hamsters for my kid this year!
Person B: WTF is a Zhu Zhu Hamster?
Person A: I don't know some little toy hamster or some shit but I HAVE to get one or my kid will freak out.

by foofie-no-no December 6, 2009