Hasson

Definatly the biggest and most sucessful mac on the face of the earth. one of the better looking guys. He's a Macbook Pro!

Eric: Yo, look at Hasson macin on those cheerleaders
Jeff: i think he just got a few numbers!!
Eric: DAMN!! Hasson you a mac!

by jesusapplesees May 2, 2011

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Hambones

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.

I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..

by Cakelad February 5, 2021

Isaac Hanson

Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?

Plays guitar; vocals.

Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?

by Jennifer July 12, 2004

Hanson

The scar-like strip of skin on the underside of the head of the penis.

He loved it when she would lick his hanson.

by Debrox December 31, 2010

hamsome

(Adj.) Of or pertaining to a member of any sex or species who is both attractive and corpulent

Good god, John Goodman is a hamsome man.

by gmcclell January 7, 2010

HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003