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Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates
Jesus just made a Holy Nut
by bigboisautism December 26, 2018
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Holy Shoot

You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.
Good Christian Minecrafter: Holy Shoot I just found some diamonds.
by Taybrook May 3, 2020
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holy flatulony

The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.
During their honeymoon, Paul and Jessie cemented their bond by engaging in holy flatulony.
by Archiroy October 10, 2015
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Holy Stroganove

noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.

It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.
Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!
by Can Not April 7, 2005
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Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019
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Holy Spit

Holy Spit are lyrics in Hip Hop that were written to address religious, or spiritual matters.
Example verse: Man, I like rappers who drop Holy Spit; they're not afraid to speak on religious or spiritual matters.
by Trak Diamond January 3, 2021
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Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.
Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"
by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023
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