A person who is invited out to a bar/club under the guise of a free drink near closing time so that they can provide a free Uber ride home for the inviter and friends. The inviter tricks this person in to thinking they are simply coming out for a good time, but ultimately they are a free Uber home.
My credit card is maxed, I guess I'll call that Guber and see if he will meet us at the bar.
This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!
A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.
Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!
A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.
Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
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A dominant man with a weakness for nice booty. Will tie you up, but only if you're open minded.
Very little tiny guy with a big cock. Also known as "Baby Big Dick".
Right amount of rude, makes you squirt.
Every girl will recognize him from miles away.
So smooth with words, he could make you squirt with a mere sentence.
Careful though, you might get addicted...
Very little tiny guy with a big cock. Also known as "Baby Big Dick".
Right amount of rude, makes you squirt.
Every girl will recognize him from miles away.
So smooth with words, he could make you squirt with a mere sentence.
Careful though, you might get addicted...
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Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.
And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.
But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.
Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.
And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.
But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.
The Gubberment is coming, quick, hide your cough drops.
"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".
Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.
"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".
Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.
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