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Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique
Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."
by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024
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Grinching

Inserting semen back in the urethra by way of blowing semen through a straw directly into the urethra.
Hey babe, can you keep grinching me?
by Helibobter2 April 30, 2024
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Grinching

Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.
Hey babe can you come grinch me?

Wow, I could sure use a good grinching session.
by Helibobter2 May 6, 2024
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Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate
"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"
by VacTro3 June 30, 2024
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Grinching

The smallpox got her grinching radioactive green
by dr sus December 21, 2024
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Grinching

Grinching (verb)

To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.
"this is my bad room. Don't touch my mop ory bucket or else I'll be grinching you. "
by NotPoseidonn March 13, 2025
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gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan
No gunching in the chat.
by gunchpoop May 16, 2025
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