grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat

Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat

by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013

Your gramps a tramp

An insult of the highest degree worse than your granny tranny

John: Your dad lesbian
Bill: Your granny Tranny
John:your Gramps a tramp
Bill:Rethinks life decisions then dies

by AsianFreedomFighter March 11, 2018

Grumpitude

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.

Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

Grumpus

A terminally grumpy person, often genetic. Can be modified for various states of grumpitity.

Cheer up, don't be such a Grumpus!

That Grumpus has been growling at me for hours.

A Slumpus (A sleepy Grumpus)

A Lumpity Grumpus (A lumpier than average Grumpus)

by Dar123 January 2, 2009

Grampaw

An Internet celebrity, filmmaker, storyteller, character on myspace and youtube. Interested in the diverse and bizarre. Has created strange videos on youtube for 2 years.

Grampaw's website is www.myspace.com/grampaws and www.youtube.com/grampawuniverse. It's weird, but cool.

by JDougal July 1, 2009