Gouche

A term created by Evale Dickson and popularised in her Jamaican School, meaning the something is good, okay ot not that deep.

Peter: I missed the deadline for the math test.
Lisa: It's all gouche. Your teacher will definitely reopen it.

by betabitxh October 27, 2021

Gouche

A boy/girl that you like and they like you back but you haven’t started dating yet. Non official relationship with no kissing/ sexual feelings. More than a friend but less than a boy/girl friend.

I’m going to the movies with my gouche, Jake, tonight.

by Stace11 January 28, 2018

Gouche

an alternative for the word "Gucci" if you're feeling edgy and don't want to be mainstream but still convey the message that you're good, chill, coolin, and/or pimpin.

Yea I followed that person on instagram before they were famous but its all gouche.

by pintobean447 January 21, 2018

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020

Gouch

Someone Who Has Consumed Too Many Mogies Or Too Much downers

Check's Thomas Man Hes Gouched Oot His Tits
He's On The Broon Agen Mannnn

by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023