gordoning

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.

Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.

by Quixote_ August 13, 2016

Benjamin Edward Gordon

Benjamin Edward Gordon also shortened to Ben Ed or even chuckles mcgordon if you know what I mean

Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....

I wish I could be Benjamin Edward Gordon
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.

by Typical Gemini March 31, 2021

Flash Gordon

Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!

Savior of the Universe.
King of the impossible!

Terminator X uses a sample of "Flash Gordon" at the beginning of the song "Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic"

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

gordon brown

A lying, stealing bastard who inflicted misery on millions of British citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally fucking up the economy he inherited in May 1997.
Gordon Brown, assinated in May 2004 on HM The Queen's orders.

Ending Widows Benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. The Anti-Robin Hood: Brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.

by Gremlin February 11, 2005

Gordie

A person who thrives on excitement and adventure and does not shy away from a challenge, very lucky with personal aspects of life. But when alcohol is consumed tends to head but people and dance moronically.

Man he's such a gordie!

by 2_Timer December 2, 2015

gordie howe hat trick

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.

"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."

by dbros December 29, 2006

Gorida

Derives from a combination of "Al Gore" and "Florida". A word meaning "this contest is rigged!", as in the 2000 Presidential Election (Gore vs. Bush) where the election was "won" by George W. Bush in Florida (Jeb Bush Govenor) even though Al Gore actually had more votes.

When Dick Bush becomes President ...

The Democrats: "Gorida!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006