Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

glupenfliben

Part of a healthy diet for a nigga with attitude

B has been wylin today, definitely got that glupenfliben in his bloodstream

by Woog February 3, 2023

Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten

Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill

by Male Name February 17, 2023

Gluen

A traditionally inbred male that has a diet of glue

I saw a wild gluen on Rowena drive

by Euanhewkin February 17, 2023

Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023

Glutenphobia

The fear of gluten

I hope this water is gluten free water brand, ever the simplest products make my glutenphobia act up.

by GFWB August 7, 2023

Gluten Gladiator

Someone who overcomes their hate for gluten

Man, Kylee is such a gluten gladiator. She really overcame her hate for gluten

by Male Name December 16, 2023