Gaffed

To have have someone, particularly an old man, excessivly squeez your arm, sholder, butt, or any body part to the point where it almost looks like molestation.

Hey man look at what Brother John is doing to Billy.
Oh man, he's been gaffed.

by Dave and Kieran October 21, 2004

Gaff

When you have a party in your free house

Joe: 'I've got a free house tonight fella, gaff at mine?'
Kyle : 'Yeah sweet bro'

by JoeTheGaffman January 19, 2016

Gaffneying

Verb: the action of throwing out all your boyfriend or girlfriend's shit when you break up.

"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."

"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"

by GossipyBitch October 24, 2011

gaffuh

(n.) A term of endearment used amongst a group of homosexual males; never to be used in a negative fashion. Not to be confused with a (cinematic) gaffer.

You're the fucking best, you gaffuh!

by JayIsTheBest February 3, 2014

jd gaff

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.

I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.

by Kerry Lemay November 10, 2008

lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

glafira

A hyper active, content girl. She usually has issues with staying calm and gets angry easily. Oh, and her bone structure is goals. A typical Russian girl.

Wow, them bones remind me of glafira.

by boringgorilla January 30, 2021