gerbil

Small Seizurey Mammal who watches sexual acts of unspeakable horror

That gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff

by Gerbtaro April 25, 2003

gerbil

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

by Charli April 21, 2004

wrote gerbil

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)

Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.

by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

Gertin

To remain awesome in the presence of natural disasters.

"Hey Phillip, are you evacuating for the tornadoes?"

"No, I'm totally gertin."

by gotabentley March 29, 2010

Gerpin'

To act reckless, loud, or ignorant; verb.

"Yo the dudes down the street are straight gerpin' right now they need to stop starting shit with me."

"Micheal is gerpin' pretty hard tonight since he hit the liquor, he is loud and wild n' out right now."

by Marvin Gaye. July 30, 2012

Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

by Disco Stud April 29, 2003

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014