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Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.
by Gordon Black February 5, 2010
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Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.
Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.
by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009
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grith

Grith - this is the circumference of the shaft of a dyslexic male's penis
EG, OMG, last night I slept with Orson, and even though he's thick as pig shit he has a huge grith

or Cleetus can't spell but his grith sure is impressive
by james and heather January 24, 2008
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garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out
Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
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garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.
Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician
by Long_Live_Rock May 31, 2006
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garthathian

Connor is a garthathian
by Hdidndjdjbd September 28, 2015
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Garintha

When a male cuts the tip of he's penis off and feeds it to his pets, most commonly dogs.
Jason: hey Peter what are you doing?
Peter: I'm just doing garintha!!
by Peter.abe456 June 4, 2016
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