Gaff

1. The act of kissing someone with tongue - slang term used in Scotland

2. The place someone lives

1. I gaffed the burd I’m talking to last night
2. Come round to ma gaff

by Sting December 31, 2019

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

Gaff

Gaff is northern slang for someone’s home, mainly used in Manchester, England.

Gaff = house

“Where have you been?” “I’ve been at Mark’s Gaff”

“There’s a party at Mark’s gaff tonight”

by M889 June 11, 2018

Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 24, 2022

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

gaff

If someone’s having a gaff. They’re having a house party.

A party at someone’s house/flat/apartment

“Jay is having a gaff, you coming?”

by PolarGear May 13, 2020