fuckortunity

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.

Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities

by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckobino

Fuckobino derives from an italian mans name combined with the term "fuckboy" which refers to a guy who considers himself a "player" will do whatever it takes to get laid. A guy who tells every girl lies and leads them on and then asks for nudes regularly and asks girls to come "watch netflix and chill" in hopes of getting laid. These types of guys also hit on whole groups of friends. They'll usually prey on the sluttiest of the group first and then work their way through every girl in the group. Fuckobinos tend to lurk around Facebook messages, DM's and snapchat. Girls can also be fuckobinos and the feminine term for it is fuckobina. (also sound much better than fuckgirl). Fuckobinos have no standards and basically just want to have sex with everyone EVEN people their siblings/best friends have dated or hooked up with. they are master manipulators and usually spoiled.

Classic fuckobino lines include:
*monkey face emoji covering eyes*
"netflix and pizza?" *smirk face emoji*
"need a massage" *exhausted face emoji*
"hello beautiful" *heart eyes emoji*
"you should come over and kick it"
"send me pics beautiful"
or they just get straight to the point and send a pic half naked..

these guys are not loyal to anyone and are not serious about a relationship

(fuckobinas also are the female version of this type of person)

these fuckobinos have no respect for women but are 100% mama's boys.

Joan: "Every guy we know are all up in BOTH of our DMs!"
Melissa: "Thats why they are all fuckobinos!!!!"

Randall is a fuckobino because he tells every girl he loves them and wants only them. Even girls his friends used to date. BIGGEST fuckobino ever.

by whoknowsbest July 31, 2015

Fuckoffee

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

by Littletowner February 3, 2017

Fuckophobia

Fear of getting FUCKED!!!

She wasn't afraid of being fucked and had fuckophobia so she left her boyfriend

by Defs 757 May 7, 2017

Fuckonoffski

Telling someone to go away in a more aggressive manner.

Will you fuckonoffski already? You're getting on my nerves!

by v1nn1e November 6, 2018

Fuckoondra

That kid in the back of your bus that’s addicted to vaping through their anal tubes

Yo Gary’s a real fuckoondra

Ya he never lets me anal vape

by CoreyTech January 28, 2019

fucko mode

what people go on their friends' moms.

-bro, I went fucko mode on your mom last night.
-oh...

by doodleonmynoodle April 5, 2019