futon

A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.

After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"

by Franklin Tillfield III March 1, 2008

futon

futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!

she helps me with all of my problems!

by kiki April 6, 2005

fupocity

The rating of particles emitted by a fup, listed in fupons

When I went to the fatties' convention, fupocity was high.

by Aeroh4x December 15, 2008

fupner

sexy hot girl! one who will do anything she wants! she can beat you up any day! wach out!

Ryan:dude look..the hottest girl just walked in!
Paul:oh man she took out that gang the other day!
Josh:wow...what a fupner...im gonna get with her!

by cammi January 24, 2008

Funon

when you dont need a specific guy to have fun.

i had a funon last night at the party!

by Danni S. January 1, 2009

Faponymous

Fapping or masturbating to amateur nude pics that are of people which you don't even know.

I was faponymousing in ImageFap.com

by rebelliousness April 16, 2015

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016