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functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.
1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!
by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009
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fully functional

by ixchell January 13, 2009
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Wave Function Based Technologies

Wave Function Based Technologies, shortened as WFBT, are a kind of technology that uses the wave function for work and operate. WFBT are also able to reproduce the wave function at any level mainly on macro level, and WFBT uses superquantum mechanics principles to work.
"Wave Function Based Technologies might be our technological future, but we will need to make massive research on it for turn it possible."

"Wave Function Based Technologies are the main technological concept of vibrationalism, not just of vibrationalism, but of the whole esoteric transhumanist movement."
by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021
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Functional Retard

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1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011
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pingu function

It's requiered for all java projects. If you do not know the pingu function, you should not be programming!
import *.pingu.quack

Phyrehawk: My damned program won't work!
Pyro: Use the pingu function Jace.
Phyrehawk: WTF?!!
by Pyro_teamkill March 3, 2005
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Functionable

HGTV Season 4 Design Star Jason Champion made this word popular during taping of season 4 April 2009. Jason brought Southern to LaLa land and made it an every day word.
This room is not functionable for this family.
by triston fall August 24, 2009
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functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
by jsd9632 December 18, 2011
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